party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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