Its about making memories worth repressing
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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