wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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