so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I don't think brook has ever known best
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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