Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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