Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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