i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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