Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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