I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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