Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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