Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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