college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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