the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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