is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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