I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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