i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
