yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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