normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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