you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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