the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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