Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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