Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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