At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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