Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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