Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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