I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
