playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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