I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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