Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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