All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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