I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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