pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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