I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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