Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
