I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
What drink are we having for lunch?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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