I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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