I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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