have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.