I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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