Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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