i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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