I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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