plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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