I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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