...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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