your room smells of hookers.
And success
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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