Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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