we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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