I'm lost and stupid without you.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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