cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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