I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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