god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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