Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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