bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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