It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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